when spot meets rainbow ♥

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(Source: gills, via jane-and-edward)

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thefluffingtonpost:

Kitten Marriages On the Rise in Lancaster County
Statistics from the Pennsylvania Dutch Accounting Initiative show that kitten marriages among the Amish are on the rise.  Last year at this time only three Amish Mennonite kitten couples had tied the knot.  This year there have already been 7 cat weddings in Pennsylvania and 3 more in Amish communities in Ohio.
Researchers attribute the rise to normal generational fluctuations.
Via Ted_cat.

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thefluffingtonpost:

Kitten Marriages On the Rise in Lancaster County

Statistics from the Pennsylvania Dutch Accounting Initiative show that kitten marriages among the Amish are on the rise.  Last year at this time only three Amish Mennonite kitten couples had tied the knot.  This year there have already been 7 cat weddings in Pennsylvania and 3 more in Amish communities in Ohio.

Researchers attribute the rise to normal generational fluctuations.

Via Ted_cat.

thefluffingtonpost:

Polar Bear Is Sick of Lame Office Jokes
A polar bear working at a local area zoo is sick of all the office chit-chat.  He doesn’t want to talk about the Republican primaries, he doesn’t care about the Pauly D spinoff show, and, yes, he has opinions about the Mad Men season premiere, but he doesn’t care to share them with colleagues.
“He just wants to come to work, do his job, and go home to his family, without all of that forced water cooler socializing.  Is that so much to ask?” says the bear’s union rep, Tony Gagliotti.
Via ucumari.

thefluffingtonpost:

Polar Bear Is Sick of Lame Office Jokes

A polar bear working at a local area zoo is sick of all the office chit-chat.  He doesn’t want to talk about the Republican primaries, he doesn’t care about the Pauly D spinoff show, and, yes, he has opinions about the Mad Men season premiere, but he doesn’t care to share them with colleagues.

“He just wants to come to work, do his job, and go home to his family, without all of that forced water cooler socializing.  Is that so much to ask?” says the bear’s union rep, Tony Gagliotti.

Via ucumari.

“si pudieramos cortar con esas creencias limitantes!!!!”
animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU ARE AS SOFT AS A CLOUD WRAPPED IN SILK. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I’M LISTENING, AND I’M REALLY REALLY CONSIDERING IT, BUT THAT WOMAN JUST THREW THE PICKLE OFF HER HAMBURGER.
JUST LET ME HOLD YOU FOR ANOTHER MINUTE. OR FOREVER, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO. I REALLY DO. BUT IT’S A PICKLE. JUST SITTING THERE ON THE GROUND.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU ARE AS SOFT AS A CLOUD WRAPPED IN SILK. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME?

I’M LISTENING, AND I’M REALLY REALLY CONSIDERING IT, BUT THAT WOMAN JUST THREW THE PICKLE OFF HER HAMBURGER.

JUST LET ME HOLD YOU FOR ANOTHER MINUTE. OR FOREVER, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO. I REALLY DO. BUT IT’S A PICKLE. JUST SITTING THERE ON THE GROUND.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.
SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.
She was a total B-I-T-C-H.
THAT SPELLS BITCH! 
I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.

SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.

She was a total B-I-T-C-H.

THAT SPELLS BITCH! 

I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy. 

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.

heyyyyyyy greg… just to let you know… i love you muah!
animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, THIS IS GREG. HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND WE ARE IN LOVE. SAY HI, GREG.
…
HONEY, IS THIS ABOUT HOW NOBODY ASKED YOU TO THE WINTER FORMAL?
FIRST OF ALL, MOM, NO, AND SECOND OF ALL GREG JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.
HONEY, PLEASE. IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT-
I WON’T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT, MOM. OR ANY NIGHT UNTIL PROBABLY APRIL, BECAUSE I’LL BE STAYING HERE AT GREG’S. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE NOW. GREG, SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOTHER, WHO IS LEAVING NOW.
…
THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, GREG. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS.
…
I LOVE YOU TOO.

heyyyyyyy greg… just to let you know… i love you muah!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, THIS IS GREG. HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND WE ARE IN LOVE. SAY HI, GREG.

HONEY, IS THIS ABOUT HOW NOBODY ASKED YOU TO THE WINTER FORMAL?

FIRST OF ALL, MOM, NO, AND SECOND OF ALL GREG JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.

HONEY, PLEASE. IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT-

I WON’T BE COMING HOME TONIGHT, MOM. OR ANY NIGHT UNTIL PROBABLY APRIL, BECAUSE I’LL BE STAYING HERE AT GREG’S. PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE NOW. GREG, SAY GOODBYE TO MY MOTHER, WHO IS LEAVING NOW.

THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY, GREG. YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

thefluffingtonpost:

Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home
Putting in long hours at the university has not left much time for Dr. Stewart McNutt of Burnt Hills, NY to find love.
But at the suggestion of a friend, he cordially invited a lovely lady cat over for a home-cooked dinner of New England salmon and heavy cream. Reportedly, it went very well.
“They’re on their way to becoming ‘Catbook Official,’ ” says a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Emily McNutt.

thefluffingtonpost:

Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home

Putting in long hours at the university has not left much time for Dr. Stewart McNutt of Burnt Hills, NY to find love.

But at the suggestion of a friend, he cordially invited a lovely lady cat over for a home-cooked dinner of New England salmon and heavy cream. Reportedly, it went very well.

“They’re on their way to becoming ‘Catbook Official,’ ” says a source close to the situation.

Submitted by Emily McNutt.